Create the perfect banner, wave the right flag or attach the best mascot to massive stick and you can achieve a kind of Glasto infamy. You could be picked up by TV cameras, snapped by photographers and receive cheers by all those around you. The acts you’re watching might even give you a shout-out. What’s more, you’ll be a man or woman, my son or daughter. Here’s the best shit on sticks we saw at Glastonbury 2016.
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This woman appears to forgotten to wear her wellies, perhaps because she is intoxicated, perhaps because she is an inflatable sex doll and not a sentient being.
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Someone please send help for this cat, who appears to be trapped in a banana. Weird shit goes down at Glastonbury.
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Over the weekend, the Park Stage has hosted shows from Kurt Vile, Daughter and Ronnie Spector. Yes, there’s been a lot of love at this particular patch of Worthy Farm.
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Here he is again, look. Always with the good vibes.
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The horse’s head is not in the K-hole and appears to be feeling #vibey at the Park Stage.
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Look at the octopus’ eyes. He’s chonged off his fucking nut mate.
