Plus - Hairy Gelliwell does something equally thrilling, as does Paul Weller and a mentalist whose tattoo makes him look like a leopard...
A host of big name actors - including Keanu Reeves and Jude Law - also mooted...
Jane McDonald in 'not thin' revelation, the hip cats at Muzik ban Big Brother 'stars', and Becks just doesn't fancy Posh at the moment...
Rumours are rife that Virgin have got cold feet over Posh Spice in the wake of poor single sales - but they insist her album will come out as planned...
Plus - Manchester United players' love of arthouse cinema discovered, a mentalist nicks money from a monkey sanctuary to follow Cliff Richard and Daniel O'Donnell, and a Bob Geldof update...