Shame they had to employ a Mr Writer to write it for them. That must have hurt...

The event features a series of music acts and comedians - not sure which one Kelly Jones is...

The Irish festival takes place over the weekend of August 4-5...

Rock boss Sharon Osbourne had slammed the Welsh rockers for booking Donington exclusively, thus preventing Ozzfest from taking place there...

The US tour has been cancelled - but the frontman's gonna be fine by July...

The dates, due to start later this month are pulled due to "illness"...

Sharon Osbourne lays into the Welsh trio for preventing Ozzfest from being held at Donington...

The Welsh rockers have just enough education to perform in Ireland in August...

The foot and mouth crisis forces the band make the change...

The band are tipped to move the gig to Cardiff's Millennium Stadium in the wake of the foot and mouth crisis...