Well, Eminem and the mighty Bob The Builder might have something to say about that...
The star turns up at the Top Of The Pops studio on crutches - but his fans go a bit nutty when he reveals that he's 'cured'...
The star doesn't like playing in large arenas - so he's doing stadiums instead!...
The nation yawns a sigh of relief as pop's most childish battle ends with hugs and kisses all round...
Oh, do us all a favour and grow up...
And find out how you can get tickets...
In an astonishing turnaround, the star wishes the Oasis singer and his pregnant girlfriend Nicole Appleton all the best...
The star definitely plays before 60,000 at the Milton Keynes Bowl - as NME.COM revealed first...
NME.COM reveals details of the pop maestro's plans...
The singer has been told to take 'substantial time' off - but he can't turn down a snuggle up to Kylie in Stockholm...