Yep, we've got Liam Gallagher's love child, Eminem's big boat, and a Boyzone star "not being gay enough"...
The Oasis singer was quizzed by police prior to yesterday's NME Carling Awards...
The newspaper reported at the weekend Noel doesn't like Liam's pregnant girlfriend....
The monobrowed guitarist slags off the tastes of the American record-buying public and looks ahead to Oasis' tour with the Black Crowes...
Did he pinch a British Airways employee's bum? Noel is very doubtful...
Noel Gallagher and girlfriend Sara MacDonald refute allegations of infidelity...
The Oasis frontman is probably not feeling supersonic after allegations of sexual harassment from BA ground staff...
And rest assured, we've got no All Saints in there for a change...
Nice to see things getting back to normal...
And, despite walking out on the band's European tour last year, the guitarist says he'll be there every step of the way...