Plus - Britney's baldness, Geri's rudeness and a great big bunch of magic dope...

Plus - Jarvis' double-barrelled love disaster, Ricky Martin on the main woman in his life and - yes - the 'Morning Is Broken' mysery is solved!...

The queen of pop's label has high-level clear-out after two years of losses...

The news that a hits compilation is imminent does not mean the Material Girl will be quitting pop just yet...

The compilation is expected to include Madge's favourite chart-busting tunes - as well as some new songs...

Plus - Chris and Billie can't stop shagging, Geri's easy money and fighting over birds...

And Nine Inch Nail's Trent Reznor looks set to write the score for 'Survivor' too...

A letter from an A&R man who told the queen of pop "the only thing missing is the material" is the showpiece of Madonna online auction...

A male member of the audience at Earl's Court attempts to lunge at his hero before being apprehended by security guards...

The first UK date on the 'Drowned World Tour' brings an emotional dedication...and NME.COM can bring you the first report...