MADONNA'S ROYALTIES AVALANCHE!
The Aussie dance band's sample of 'Holiday' has been cleared by Mrs Ritchie...
MADGE GETS A BEAMER
Queen of pop reported to be getting £1 million for car ad...
SEE MADONNA'S NEW VIDEO
The promo for 'What It's Like To Be A Girl' gets its UK premiere on channel 4 tonight, but you can see it here before that...
GRUDGE MADGE
The Guy Ritchie-directed promo for 'What It Feels Like For A Girl' features gunplay, violent assaults and suicide...
MADGE - I'M OK, YOU'RE OAKEY
The British DJ is remixing 'What It Feels Like For A Girl'...
MADONNA'S UNINVITED CHRISTENING GUEST PLEADS GUILTY
Robert Podesta filmed the entire ceremony - even Sting singing 'Ave Maria'...
TABLOID HELL - FEBRUARY 27
Plus Shirley Bassey's haggis, Quo find God and Jagger's arse gets a thumbs-up...
MADONNA TO GET BACK INTO LIVE GROOVE
Madge has confirmed that she will be undertaking her first world tour since 1993...
MADGE VIBES IN THE ARIA!
The big-boned opera singer has asked Mrs Ritchie to duet on 'Caro Mio Bene' and has reportedly asked Paul McCartney to join him too. Presumably not for 'The Frog Chorus'...
GROVE-Y!
But there's no place for Britney or Eminem...