TOTALLY MAD FOR MADGE!
You're looking at around £400 for the cheapest ticket - but poor U2 can't attract a single bid...
CONE AGAIN?
The Jean-Paul Gaultier conical creation goes for £14,100...
MADGE MANIA!
The high ticket prices don't seem to put hardcore Madge fans off - ticketlines are jammed and websites frozen due to the astonishing demand...
CRAZY FOR QUEUE!
Even though tickets for The Material Girl's London gig don't go on sale until tomorrow, the hardcore fans are already queuing outside the venue...
OPEN YOUR PURSE FOR ME!
The Material Girl looks set to increase her material wealth with her astronomical ticket prices...
THE RITCHIE LIST!
Madge and hubby Guy Ritchie overtake Mick Jagger and Elton John - but they've got a bit to do to catch Macca...
MADGE FOR IT!
The superstar's first world tour in almost a decade kicks off in June...
MADDY FOR IT?
Newspaper reports indicate that Mrs Ritchie is planning a series of shows in the UK capital...
MADONNA'S RAY OF LIGHT FOR FARMERS?
Glastonbury organiser Michael Eavis is currently planning the proposed festival...
MAN FINED FOR HIDING IN MADONNA'S ORGAN
Robert Podesta pays a heavy price for filming little Rocco's christening...