MADGE - I'M OK, YOU'RE OAKEY
The British DJ is remixing 'What It Feels Like For A Girl'...
MADONNA'S UNINVITED CHRISTENING GUEST PLEADS GUILTY
Robert Podesta filmed the entire ceremony - even Sting singing 'Ave Maria'...
TABLOID HELL - FEBRUARY 27
Plus Shirley Bassey's haggis, Quo find God and Jagger's arse gets a thumbs-up...
MADONNA TO GET BACK INTO LIVE GROOVE
Madge has confirmed that she will be undertaking her first world tour since 1993...
MADGE VIBES IN THE ARIA!
The big-boned opera singer has asked Mrs Ritchie to duet on 'Caro Mio Bene' and has reportedly asked Paul McCartney to join him too. Presumably not for 'The Frog Chorus'...
GROVE-Y!
But there's no place for Britney or Eminem...
PARIS MADGE
The Queen Of Pop looks likely to play two dates in June at the Stade De France...
LA ISLA BONO!
The legends of rock and pop join the already-extensive bill at the biggest music awards event in the US...
PLAY DUSTY FOR ME
Queen of pop to play '60s icon Dusty Springfield?...
BRITNEY AND MADGE KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY
The Queen and the Princess of pop cement their mutual admiration...