CLOCK ROCKIN' BIDS
The more talented Minogue sister is just one of a host of stars involved in a charity clock face auction...
PANTS PEOPLE!
See the picture and judge for yourselves...
KYLIE'S IRRITABLE BOULES NEARLY SCUPPER SHOW
But the package outside the Brighton Centre is discovered to contain boules...
POLE STAR!
Ms Minogue marks her live return by talking exclusively to NME.COM about how she feels like Dolly Parton...
SHE SHOULD BE SNOW UNLUCKY
It's impossible to safely transport the equipment needed for the show across the Irish sea...
GO ON GERL!
The as-yet-untitled track is expected to feature on Gerling's forthcoming second LP...
HAVE A SHIFTY AT 'DISCO'
Yep, feast your eyes on a whole host of Kylies in 'Your Disco Needs You'...
GIVE ME JUST A LITTLE MORE TOUR!
The Australian buttock-flasher will also be re-releasing her 'Light Years' album to coincide with the tour...
'DISCO' 2001!
Fans of the arse-baring Aussie are demanding the release of 'Your Disco Needs You' as a single...
AUSSIE DREAM
And the Antipodean sex siren's got a treat for her mobile phone-toting fans...