Plus - Why J-Lo's snack snubbing caused fury, Alice Cooper kills Britney onstage and should Manchester United revert back to 4-4-2?...
'I'm Real' comes out October 29...
Package sent to American Media contained a "soapy, powdery substance"...
Plus - Madonna and hubby buy glass kitchen, Five star falls on hard times (maybe) and a karaoke sensation...
Star ties knot with choreographer Cris Judd...
The star promotes the release of 'I'm Real' with two shows in Puerto Rico...
The pop princesses join the likes of U2 and *NSYNC at the New York bash...
Plus, Dane slams Geri for being, well, rubbish, Jonathan Wilkes (er, remember him?) leaps to Robbie's defence and jet-set media celebrity Jerry Springer catches a plane...
But will it be as funny as 'Terry And June'? No, probably not...
The dance guru has remixed J-Lo's new single 'Play' - and describes it as "one for the drag queens"...