No, not the one for most career-bolstering duets, nor the one for best suntan in Wales, nor even the one for highest density of women's underwear onstage...
Plus, shock Atomic Kitten/Travis liaison on the cards, Brooklyn Beckham makes his singing debut and Sir Paul McCartney buys a tuxedo...
A survey of Hear'say fans on gay fansite Queersay finds that over two thirds find the tabloid coverage to be "verging on homophobic"...
The band's Danny tells NME.COM that they'd like to follow in the footsteps of Daphne & Celeste...
Plus, Five's Ritchie attacks S Club druggies, ginger Chris and Billie's excellent adventure and the Appletons reveal how they differentiate between their boyfriends. Without using the word 'monobrow'.
Plus - Posh continues to celebrate her birthday, Billie and Chris aren't getting engaged and diva strops...
Plus - Geri relaxes after her incredibly hard week, Atomic Kitten become soap stars - and have we seen the last of Toploader? Fingers crossed...
The star is rumoured to be taking part in a secret one -off concert in Cardiff...
The chart-topping sensations are reported to be playing gigs in Belfast and Dublin...
The popsters will be joined at the Swansea show by indie faves JJ72 - should be interesting...