Plus - Tabloid Hell uncovers Atomic Kitten's secret US invasion plan, the continuing battle for star scoops between the tabloid lady teams and the winner of the word's best 'tache...
Plus - THAT Mariah/Gary Glitter crossover, Billy Joel in furniture polish suicide shock and, erm, Atomic Kitten being Atomic Kitten...
Plus - Ronan gets a footballer's name wrong, Britney goes to the races and is there an Irish Loch Ness Monster?...
Around 100,000 pop fans join royalty to see Geri mime in her pants, while some blokes get over-excited during Hear'say...
The former Spice Girl says 'Scream If You Wanna Go Faster' is based on the "child within"...
Plus - Lisa Snowdon from Clooney to Dane Bowers (maybe), Eminem's all right really and a crocodile that isn't...
Plus - Hear'say star in kiss from boyfriend shock, Five star's love dash and - at last - the talking baboon mystery is solved...
Plus - S Club 7 on Dostoevsky, Madge and Guy close down Milan and Samantha Mumba's drink problem...
Plus - In other good news, Mel B's solo career heads for a mercy killing, Emma Bunton just gets raunchier and a judge declares that he's a witch...
Plus, fresh heartache for Dane Bowers (look out for a single called 'It's Over, Bitch, So Piss Off' in a couple of months), Rod Stewart warning and J-Lo gets raunchy...