Plus, a nation rejoices at reports that Chris Evans is to give up DJing, Mel B's erect nipples play a gig and Emma Bunton buys some bathing accessories...
Seems the incredible shrinking woman's a fan of the Government's education policies. You can see what a good education's done for her...
Don't give gifts of food to the super-thin singer - she'll only feed them to her dog...
The one-time Tory gets behind the Government - anyone would think she had an album to promote or something...
Plus, Marti Pellow follows in Mandela's footsteps, Bob Geldof in walking around London drama and, erm, a monkeyman...
Her cover of 'It's Raining Men' stays at the top for a second week...
'It's Raining Men' is holding off strong competition from the band it toppled from the summit - S Club 7...
The incredible shrinking woman returns with a number one...
Plus - hurrah! Steven Gately saved, yet more squawking brats on their parents' records, and *N Sync go garage...
The incredible shrinking woman is seeing off stiff competition from the likes of S Club 7 and REM...