LIKE A TREE SURGEON!
However, the tabloids' new hate-figure is unlikely to actually turn the thing on when he hits UK stages next week...
MARSHALL WAR!
Chainsaws, apparent drug-taking, electrocution - and a special guest appearance from Marilyn Manson...
THE MARSHALL BAN!
SURE Radio risks losing its funding and broadcasting licence...
NME CARLING AWARDS - LAST CHANCE TO CAST YOUR VOTE!
Want to have your say? Well, you better hurry up...
BRIT BOY SLIM?
A UK tabloid states the controversial rapper will appear at the Earl's Court ceremony...
EMINEM SLAMMED IN TEENAGE DEATH INVESTIGATION
17-year-old student David Hurcombe left a suicide note written under the lyrics to the rapper's track 'Rock Bottom'...
SUPER-EXPENSIVE DJS, HERE WE GO!
The uncensored version of 'The Real Slim Shady' may cost a Wisconsin DJ and his radio station $7,000...
WANT SHADY'S AUTOGRAPH? SLIM CHANCE!
A story in the UK press states that fear of protests have forced Slim Shady's hand...
IT STILL MATHERS TO INSANE CLOWN POSSE
The group call their nemesis a 'bitch', and bring on two Marshall Mathers lookalike dolls who simulate sex with each other - Oh, children, <em>please</em>...
NME CARLING AWARDS - ALL THE NOMINATIONS
The shortlist of the stars you've nominated for as the ceremony approaches...