This satirical number would tackle the root cause of our current plight
'Merry Christmas' is currently beating festive classics from Wham! and Mariah Carey
"One’s called ‘Pull My Christmas Cracker’, the icon told NME, "which of course if my favourite because I like to pull a Christmas cracker…"
The duo are in the running for a fourth consecutive festive Number 1, which will raise money for a UK food bank charity
"There is not another guitar like this"
Almost three million CDs have been sold in the last nine chart weeks
"It was so massive for Justin Bieber"
It's warm enough to toast a marshmallow on and sweeter than a Pumpkin Spice Latte
All proceeds from the track will go to charity
Could 'Merry Christmas' take this year's festive top spot?