Singer claims the title is causing him a headache with fans
Singer also jokes he wants to open a theme park and release his own fragrance
Frontman can't see any way his band can triumph over '21' songstress
The British bands will appear at the Secret Policeman's Ball
Chris Martin and co top the chart for the second time
Band have been booked at the request of Crown Prince Mohammed bin Zayed Al Nahyan
Ed Sheeran is also on to take the top spot in the Official UK Album Chart
Frontman hassled by Coldplay-singing trespasser
The band's roadie says they handed the 'haters some pretty huge bullets'