The star will not be at the Smash Hits Poll Winners' Party - but the reason behind her decision is a mystery...
No, we're not making this up...
The "skanky tramp" sees off stiff competition from Christina Aguilera and Jennifer Lopez...
The pop princess says goodbye to the UK with a storming show and star-studded party...
Will the teen sensation be awarding prizes to herself?...
The pop acts are confirmed to play the (bad pun alert) Jingle Ball...
She might have to present a prize to herself...
The pop queens head a host of stars offering snaps - You could buy a pic of Britney's dog or Kylie's TV...
A newspaper has printed pictures of the star apparently drunk after a night of cocktails and cigarettes...
The pop sensation is expected to scoop several awards at the ceremony...