The former pop star is to be the female companion of a very familiar face...
Plus - Hear'say's women gear themselves up for a fight, Noel Hear'say's Gloria Hunniford nightmare and scientists discover a tree...
Plus - Michael Jackson's unicorns, incredible teeth help Ritchie Neville grab a new woman and a mathematical miracle...
Plus, Hear'say girl gets all soaped up, Supergrass star "enjoys" a drink and Geri buys a diamante dog collar...
Plus - Geri talks the usual gubbins about her pappy new album, Posh falls out with her sister and Bill Wyman has some fresh revelations about Hear'say...
The pair tie the knot at a secret Las Vegas ceremony...
Plus - Westlife's alcohol hell, Mikey Graham's exhaustion hell, and yet more rubbish about Geri...
Plus, Janet Jackson says, "P Diddy? Well, he shouldn't have taken all those diuretics, then, should he?" Or something like that. Meanwhile, Craig David impresses nobody with his cooking tips and Kylie
The woman who threatened to cut Billie's head off has been given a suspended sentence...